Late one night while sitting in a coffeeshop, a friend of a friend of a friend told me that I had some really weird ideas. I looked up thoughtfully toward a waitress who was wearing a vinyl mini skirt and said, “Hey how about another round of cheese fries?” It was that moment when I realized that I wasn’t just eating for one anymore. Something clicked and I realized that while I am a fairly normal individual, there is also a moody, brash artistic personality who wants to break free. 

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I like to dabble in different areas, which is why you might get the impression that I have no specialty. Exploring is the name of the game and if something resonates, I run with it.

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Useless Facts:

• Nicknames: Uncle E, Atomic, Atomic00, EJ, Swenz, Hoona Hey, Airwick
• Top Speed: 606 MPH (when traveling by jet) 
• How many times my height divides into a mile: 918.2608695652173913043477826086957 
• Weight: 0.09 U.S. Ton 

• Wingspan: 61 inches
• Closest Hex color to chest pigmentation: #FFFFCC 
• Highest elevation while pole vaulting: 6'11" 
• Number of times suspected of being an IRA bomber: 1 
• Number of times clocked while dressed as a mascot for a fast food restaurant attending a hockey tailgate party: 2

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